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Quote Meme

When you see this post. Please post all the BtVS quotes that you can recall from memory.

Willow: I’ll give Xander a call. What’s his number? Oh yeah, 1(800) I’m-dating-a-skanky-ho!
Buffy: Meow!
Willow: Really? I’ve never gotten a meow before.
Buffy: Well deserved.
Willow: Darn tootin!
 (My best friend and I said that to each other daily in high school after that episode aired.)
 
Cordelia: Oh Buffy! It’s like we’re sisters but with really different hair!
 
Giles: Oh look at my mask. Isn’t it pretty? Bloody Americans.
 
Spike: Out. For. A. Walk…Bitch.
 
Kendra: Two Slayers.
Buffy: No waiting.
 
Faith: We’re Slayers, girlfriend. The Chosen Two.
 
Drusilla: Run and catch. Run and catch. The lamb is caught in the black berry patch.
 
Drusilla: What will your mummy say when they find your body?
 
Spike: I may be love’s bitch but at least I’m man enough to admit it.
 
Spike: You made a bear!
Buffy: I didn’t mean too!
Spike: Undo it! Undo it!
 
Drusilla: Do it again! Do it again!
 
Vamp!Willow: Bored now.
 
Anya: I’m eleven hundred and twenty years old! Gimme a freakin’ beer!
Bartender Guy: I.D.
Anya: Gimme a Coke.
 
Buffy: Fire bad. Tree pretty.
 
Buffy: I’m gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back.
 
Cheese Guy: I wear the cheese, it does not wear me.
 
Buffy: Mom? What’re ya doin? Mom…Mom…Mommy?
 
Dawn: Where’d she go?
 
Buffy: This is just what my reputation needs: that I did it with the entire swim team.
 
 
I think I shall stop now before you all realize how much of a BtVS nerd I really am.
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