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Drabble: Bitch

Title: Bitch
Word Count: 200
Prompt: By azraelz_angelBuffy/Dean – He’s decided blondes are no longer his type
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and no profit is being made from the use of them.

“Bitch.”
 
The muttered word was pushed past pale lips as hazel-flecked eyes narrowed on the slim hips currently slipping through the bar’s forty and over crowd. He hated blondes was Dean’s only coherent thought as his fingers tightened around brown glass, brought the Miller up. Throat working to swallow the chilled beauty of beer and his utter annoyance with a snotty blonde hunter who thought the sun rose and shined out of her perfectly proportioned ass.
 
“Dude, let it go.”
 
Dean’s eyes narrowed further, heated slits forming as his jaw tightened and he took another long pull before stating, “Shut it, Sammy.”

A smothered chuckle set Dean’s teeth on edge as Sam shook his head, brown hair falling forward to cover his eyes. “I told you it was a stupid bet.”
 
His head swiveled and Dean sent little brother a glare that clearly stated ‘shut the fuck up’ but just to be sure he added, “What part of shut it did you not get, college boy?”
 
Sam’s answering laugh had him rising and snagging the traitor’s beer. The annoyed, “Hey!” was ignored as Dean stepped into the crowd and toward the pool tables in the back.
 
“Bitches, the both of’em.”
 
 
The End.
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*claps hands*

Wonderful, just wonderful. Poor Dean. Didn't he know that Buffy can be evil when she needs to be?

Oh - so random thought - this story just made me want your wishverse!Buffy paired with Dean. I'm sure there wouldn't be an actual pairing, but there could be a mutual satisfying of needs. Yum...
By evil do you mean a complete and utter bitch? ;)

So your random thought isn't too far off with that series but wish!Buffy needs to turn 18 before that can happen 'cause she doesn't have that Angel background going for her in that series. Of course then I'd need to decided if she's a virgin or not. *ponders*
This was fantastic sweetie.

I loved this line Throat working to swallow the chilled beauty of beer and his utter annoyance with a snotty blonde hunter who thought the sun rose and shined out of her perfectly proportioned ass. You have this way of structuring a sentence to make the most of it. Action, description, feeling and insults all rolled into a perfectly crafted Ava-sentence.

Really lovely job!
Ava-sentence? Is that what we're calling run-ons nowadays. ;-)

I'd post it on buffxdean but it kinda lacks that relationship vibe. It's more of a Dean's gonna kill her the next chance he's gets vibe. Glad you liked it sweetie!
Oh c'mon now! It's not a run-on sentence!

Oh I'm so glad you posted it there! I was going to nudge you that way. *grins*
So I guess that means I have the Lisa stamp of approval.It's always good to have one of those.

I had to giggle a little when someone asked over on Route 66 when wolf!Buffy and Dean were going to get together. I was tempted to tell them never just to be mean. *innocent smile*
LMAO you could totally play dumb. They don't get together, she kills him. Oh that's okay right? I mean I know it's a Buffy/Dean site but I figured that just meat they had to be in the story... no? Oh crap!

*giggle* Poor Dean. He now knows not to mess with a slayer. :D And I love Sammy just egging him on about it.
Sammy is a little evil in his own right and Dean can sometimes be overly cocky. Which is probably why I adore him so much.

*feeds the Daniel/Capt. Jack/Buffy plot bunny*