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Thank you Uncle Larry and Uncle Doug for the newest additions to this list.

"A little less talking. A little more shut the hell up."

"You make a better door than a window. Even if you are a pane."

"If it was up your ass you'd know."
- Usually said while we we're looking for some lost item.

"We've been married 18 years, but it feels like 18 minutes... underwater." - The year is interchangeable and this is to be said at aniversary time.